Things to do when you are insane
I've decided that maybe it is time for a little lightheartedness in all the chaos of being a caregiver, so here you go. Things to do when you have been driven over the edge into insanity by your caregiver responsibilities.
1) Blow spit bubbles and watch them pop
2) Take up knitting - yes, I know that it can be difficult to knit when you are not allowed sharp or pointy objects, but then you need to first get by the pesky difficulty of holding the yarn properly when wearing that straight jacket so just take it one thing at a time and start slow.
3) Start a group for the protection of the equal rights of bed bugs. They have rights too you know, there is no reason why the poor things need to be taken outside and beaten out of house and home or subjected to chemical toxicants that can kill them in an effort to make the beds pest free. Spread fliers around and get something organized to help stand up and get the plight of the bed bugs noticed.
4) Lay back, relax, and count the speckles on the ceiling of your room.
5) Take up a collection of junk mail and send out requests to the administration department and all of your fellow patents to please send you all that they get so you can make displays of the various kinds of junk mail and hold an exhibit in the main recreation room sometime later in the month.
6) Kick back, relax, and enjoy the buzz of all them fancy drugs that you are getting and don't have to sort out and measure yourself.
I'm sure there are more things that can be done, and you can see I am in a weird mood, so I will shut up and let you add any more you may want to in the comments.
1) Blow spit bubbles and watch them pop
2) Take up knitting - yes, I know that it can be difficult to knit when you are not allowed sharp or pointy objects, but then you need to first get by the pesky difficulty of holding the yarn properly when wearing that straight jacket so just take it one thing at a time and start slow.
3) Start a group for the protection of the equal rights of bed bugs. They have rights too you know, there is no reason why the poor things need to be taken outside and beaten out of house and home or subjected to chemical toxicants that can kill them in an effort to make the beds pest free. Spread fliers around and get something organized to help stand up and get the plight of the bed bugs noticed.
4) Lay back, relax, and count the speckles on the ceiling of your room.
5) Take up a collection of junk mail and send out requests to the administration department and all of your fellow patents to please send you all that they get so you can make displays of the various kinds of junk mail and hold an exhibit in the main recreation room sometime later in the month.
6) Kick back, relax, and enjoy the buzz of all them fancy drugs that you are getting and don't have to sort out and measure yourself.
I'm sure there are more things that can be done, and you can see I am in a weird mood, so I will shut up and let you add any more you may want to in the comments.
posted by Sandra at 7:18 PM
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